Light Blue                           Wants Head                            Expert Cocksucker
Robins Egg Blue                 Sixty-Niner                             Sixty-Nine
Medium Blue                      Cop                                       Cop-Sucker
Navy Blue                           Fucker                                   Fuckee
Teal Blue                            Cock & Ball Torturer                Cock & Ball Torturee
Red                                     Fist Fucker                              Fist Fuckee
Dark Red                             2-Handed Fister                      2-Handed Fistee
Yellow                                 Pisser                                    Pissee
Light Pink                           Dildo Fucker                           Dildo Fuckee
Dark Pink                           Tit Torturer                             Tit Torturee
Mauve                                Into Navel Worshippers           Has Navel Fetish
Magenta                             "Suck My Pits"                         Arm Pit Freak
Purple                                 Piercer                                  Piercee
Lavender                            Likes Drag                             Drag
Pale Yellow                        Spits                                      Drool Crazy
Mustard                              Has 8" or More                       Wants a BIG One
Gold                                    2 Looking For 1                      1 Looking For 2
Orange                               Anything, Anytime, Anywhere  Not Now, Thanks
Apricot                              "Two Tons of Fun"                   Chubby Chaser
Coral                                  "Suck My Toes"                       Shrimper
Rust                                    A Cowboy                              His Horse
Fuschia                              Spanker                                 Spankee
Kelly Green                        Hustler                                   John
Olive Drab                         Military Top                            Military Bottom
Hunter Green                     Daddy                                    Hunting for Daddy
Lime Green                        Dines Off Tricks                      Dinner Plate
Beige                                  Rimmer                                 Rimmee
Brown                                 Scat Top                                Scat Bottom
Brown Lace                        Has Uncut Dick                        Likes Uncut Dicks
Brown Satin                       Circumcised                            Likes Circumcised Dicks
Black                                  HEAVY S&M Top                      HEAVY S&M Bottom
Gray                                   Bondage Top                          Bondage Bottom
Charcoal                             Latex Fetish, Top                    Latex Fetish, Bottom
Gray Flannel                      Actually Own a Suit                 Likes Men in Suits
White                                 "Beat My Meat"                       "I'll Do Us Both"
Cream                                Cums in Scum Bags                Sucks It Out
Red w/White Stripes         Shaver                                   Shavee
Black w/White Stripes      Likes Black Bottoms                 Likes Black Tops
Brown w/White Stripes     Likes Latino Bottoms                Likes Latino Tops
Yellow w/White Stripes     Likes Asian/Pacific Bottoms      Likes Asian/Pacific Tops
White Lace                         Likes White Bottoms                Likes White Tops
Paisley                               Wears Boxer Shorts                Likes Boxer Shorts
Fur                                     Bestiality, Top                         Bestiality, Bottom
Silver Lamé                       Star Fucker                             Star
Gold Lamé                         Likes Bottom Musclemen          Likes Top Musclemen
Leopard                             Has Tatoos                             Likes Tatoos
Tan                                    Smokes Cigars                       Likes Cigars
Teddy Bear                       Cuddler                                  Cuddlee
Kewpie Doll                       Chicken                                 Chicken Hawk
Dirty Jockstrap                 Wears a Dirty Jock                  Sucks'em Clean
Zip-Lock Bag                     Has Drugs                              Looking For Drugs
Kleenex                             Stinks                                    Sniffs (or actually has a cold)
Handywipe                        Gives HOT Oil Massages          Wears It Well
Chamois                            Rides a Motorcycle                  Likes Bikes
Cocktail Napkin                 Bartender                              Bartender Groupie
Doily                                  Tearoom, Top                        Tearoom, Bottom
Mosquito Netting               Outdoor Sex, Top                   Outdoor Sex, Bottom
Toothbrush                       "Lover's out, my place OK"     "Lover's home, your place only"
Maroon                              Likes Menstruating Women      Women Menstruating